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Y'know how it feels to use an exploit in a game to get past a section or get a reward that was giving you a migraine (especially when said sections are mandatory)?

tERRORbane is that feeling cranked up to 11, and it never gets old.

Honestly, this game is INCREDIBLY underrated. It's a shining example of how a game can be broken, exploited and/or bug-infested in every way possible, and that's what makes it hilarious, enjoyable, and (above all else) fun.

It's a game that you have to experience yourself, and believe me, you won't regret it one bit.

What can I say about this game that isn't already obvious?

Both of the original 2 EBF games are here, along with the OG Bullet Heaven, the spin-off EBF: Adventure Story, and other well-known games from Matt Roszak like Brawl Royale, Mecha Dress-Up, Kitten Cafe, and so many prototypes from EBF history.

Get this game. It's the definitive way to play all of EBF's past adventures, with new stuff added in exclusively for this collection.

Let me just start by saying that I do not support PETA's actions at all. Trust me, I'm fully aware of how backwards they are when it comes to following what their mission statement is.

However, when it comes to games, they actually can make some good ones, and Kitten Squad is a good example of this.

For what it is, it's alright. It's no Binding Of Issac, that's for sure, but it's still good for what it is. If you wanna check it out, go for it. It's still fun, despite the PETA name attached to it.

Wizard101 is one of those old-school MMO games that has managed to stand the test of time. It's actually suprising how it's still getting new stuff added to it, whether it be new expansions to the story or just an event that adds a joke mount to the game (and yes, there have been multiple [www.wizard101central.com] joke [www.wizard101central.com] mounts [www.wizard101central.com] added [www.wizard101central.com] for April Fool's Day), they've managed to keep it relevant, and that's an achievement!

Granted, there is still some stuff locked behind a paywall, but with the Steam version, your Steam Wallet can be actually be used for the game, which saves a lot of hassle. Trust me, being able to use the Steam Wallet is a MASSIVE improvement.

A great game after all these years, and with the Steam Wallet able to be used, the paywall climb just got whole lot shorter.

Flash is dead, but Bart Bonte's creative and fun games built upon it live on with The Bart Bonte Collection.

A collection of great games all for a good price.
It's worth every penny.

So as it turns out, I never wrote a review for this game. Time to fix that.

This is an incredibly well-done game. I've never played GTA before this game, but I can safely say that it's a great game all-around. Well-made story, absolutely BEAUTIFUL graphics (I had to lower the settings by a lot due to the potato PC I have and it STILL looks good), and even some references to past games in the series, this game has it all.

However, you may have noticed I haven't mentioned "GTA Online" (the online multiplayer version of this game) yet. That's because GTA Online is a giant dumpster fire due to the fact that, unless you use a hacking program, you'll get STEAMROLLED (figuratively and literally, watch out for construction equipment).

But, you don't need to play the online to progress the main story at all. Hell, they're treated as separate games.

And because of that, I can still happily recommend Grand Theft Auto V while slandering GTA Online with all my might.

(EDIT: I forgot to mention, my potato PC sometimes doesn't actually boot up the game properly. It's a big game, so some issues are to be expected. But when it does boot up properly, it's surprisingly stable! The game does lag at times, but it doesn't outright crash. It did crash for me one time, but I think it was because I was trying to force the game to load a lot of assets at once, which it couldn't handle. That one was on me.)

While I only now have this game for myself thanks to a lucky guess with a Steam Key giveaway, that doesn't mean I didn't play this game beforehand.

My brother bought it first, and after first playing (the free version of) the game on ArcadePreHacks (yes, I played a hacked version because I'm a cheater addict), then playing the game on Steam...

...limiting myself to EBF4 was a big mistake. I was missing out on so much.

This game isn't PERFECT, no game is.
But this game is INCREDIBLY CLOSE to it.

I've never been an RPG guy, the only "RPG-type game" I've played is Pokemon on my DS.

But the EBF series is more than just an "RPG". It's a game that defines "fanservice".

No matter how you get it, you're in for a hell of an experience if you get it, which I reccomend you do.

I found out that this was on Steam by pure accident.

But let me tell you, I am so incredibly happy that I did.

This game is a flipping nostalgic JOURNEY for me. As a kid, I played the Monkey Go Happy series a lot, and to my surprise, they're still pumping out games for the series (and it even has its own dedicated website now!). Even though these games are aimed toward a younger crowd, they are a BLAST for all ages.

I thought I was going to have to pay a small amount of money for this (like $2.99 or something), but it's 100% free to download, so if you want to play, you don't even have to spend a dime.

By all means, get this. This game contains the first 5 Monkey Go Happy games (remade with features that weren't there before), and it's quite the experience.

Long story short: Just get this game.
I've gushed on and on and on about how great it is for enough of your time, so GET IT!

I first played this game on a disk when I was 5.

On September 8th, 2019 (4 days from now, at the time I write this) I will soon be 16 years old.

ELEVEN YEARS have gone by.

And why have I still been playing it, even though it's "meant for kids"?

Because this game was probably the first game I ever played on my computer.

And it has surprisingly aged well (probably the best out of the 3 games, actually).

If you decide to get get this game on Steam, or see a physical copy at a thrift store...

Get it. I promise you, you'll love it.

I wish steam had something more than a "Yes" button, so I could truly express my love for this game.

(Oh, and I STILL HAVE THE ORIGINAL PJ3 DISK, AND IT'S STILL FUNCTIONING. And I also have the original Pajama Sam game disk, and it also works like charm. I don't have a PJ2 physical disk, but thanks to Steam, I have all 3 games, with only PJ2 being the only one that's digital only.)

Although I only now have the game because of it being free to play, I can tell you that it's not bad in the slightest.

I suck at the game, but that's most likely because I've played TF2 for much longer.

If you didn't get this game because you had to pay for it, now it's free, so it would be the PERFECT time to get it.

I suck, but hey, you might be good at it.

Give it a try, it won't do any harm!