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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Go Left

Move to the left.
Avattu 3.1.2024 klo 14.33

Go Right

Move to the right.
Avattu 3.1.2024 klo 14.33

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Avattu 3.1.2024 klo 15.01

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Avattu 3.1.2024 klo 15.56

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Avattu 4.1.2024 klo 4.12

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
Avattu 9.1.2024 klo 7.47