Hi I play ffxiv too :) same server!

Hello 𝓣𝔂𝓼𝓸𝓷 It is Nice to meet me you. Why do you run?𝓣𝔂𝓼𝓸𝓷

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME PUNK . STOP

im not the one who need help. get some help.

I want to help you

Hi I think I am able to help you

Hi. I add you because I need help with some The House of Da Vinci 3 achievements

Turn up the theremin i cant hear the theremin

u are 1 TWISTED , indivdual . i hpoe you have a good day

spare an egg?

your too late spiter man ive already pulled out my gun

youre too late spider man ive alresdy pulled out.

i dont even get why youre so mad about the turkey thing. everyone had already EATEN why am i the bad guy now?? no one was even in the room with me!

That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. I said "WAIT! I'M NOT SUS THOUGH! WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SUS!" And did the hilarious grin from the meme. After that I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Among Us.

So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out "JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! HE'S SUS!" and did a big wide grin (like the "when the imposter is sus" meme). The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" and then I explained the joke. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS SUS, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes.

warframe, more like beep beep WHOOOOAAAHHHH CHA-CHING awOOOGA baboinngnngn SKRRRRRT CRASH HUMINAHUMINAHUMINA

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

..._.....____________________, ,
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.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIES...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this.

how do I get back to my homepagee wait this thing is typing what IAM saying yeah it's typing it right now how do I tell it stop

Have a great weekend, sunbro!

saw you on the news dude. why’d you cause an event for? what’s with your actions?

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i went to an furry convention were i met leafyishere me and him really made out in the back of the walmart then we have.....sex..... i really really did likedi t and afterwords we had babeis i named my dougter leafyisqueer and my son leafyisqueafy but then danny devito aka the trash man aka my ex lover came in and killed leaffyishere leafyisqueer and leafyisquarfy then eme and Denny's:tm: divito aka the trash man aka my ex lover aka my new lover made out and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with butter for 500 years then we stoped

You should be afraid, heathen, my God will have no mercy upon your soul. My power is raw, feline, and feminine. You truly stand no chance against the five-foot penis of steel that is my refined blade; a blade to match my very own penis. This katana can destroy you from up to 5 miles away. You won't even see it coming, chump. Me and m'lady will be able to mock you and your tiny penile-blade from yalms away, and you won't be able to do anything about it; just cower in fear like the atheistic cuck you are.

You come into my dojo, you spit onto my peter gabriel shrine, you prance around and step on my mustard-colored feet like you're some sort of big wig samurai? You may belong to your godless guild, but the Twelve Lords and the four Hokage watch over me and guide me; just as I am to guide this three-foot blade into your God-Fearing trachea. You may not receive mercy, only my blade.

I was the one eating that big nacho. You were staring at my nacho (My nacho, not-ch yo nacho though) from across the room, drooling, saying something about being Post Malone. Well roast my macaroni, si yo(spanish word for I) know ni(chinese word for you). Ello mateo, its been a while, i hope I dont die... oh, in cryo... sleep. You peep what I preach? I hope each sentence reaches your peachy head and teaches, just how niche of a fet-ee-sh in which witches leech off your b$$ch

I think we'd be a good fit for each other. Please.... Karen took the nachos.

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CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag ♥♥♥♥♥ who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest ♥♥♥♥♥es to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 months your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years

Accepting it was the lowest part of my life, and as much as it might fill my heart with deep cut dread and regret I can never return and change the way I am or the way things were are or will be. It was a hot dry day, I was up very late and I was very tired very unhappy and very hungry. I know you said not to, you objected loudly and clearly but I took it anyway. Forgive me I was starved. I tried to make it up, brought back a new one, but it was not the same. It was many months before I felt better, but it was short lived. Nothing could fix me or us. I needed trmo try again, but I can't can I? Life is not that simple. There are no free fish in this world and their never will be, and the fish is in the details. That is the universal truth, the 42 of this hopeless earth

I won't take the the last egg again please bring back the kids. I am so alone, so addicted to biscotti, and the deperation is out for public exhibition. Have mercy

I was outside smoking. You were crossing the street and got hit by a car. You bounced off the hood and landed on your feet yelling something about being indestructible

The other night I almost got trapped in a dumpster because I was going after a pizza that I thought I wanted to take home with me. I've also recently slept on my kitchen floor.

I think we'd be a good fit for each other. Move in with me? Let's get married?

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im comin for a piece of dat ass

whjat does no me gusta scam-bots mean,? im confuzd

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.

die

stop commenting on my profile

have you seen my baby? i cant find my baby. shes around this tall and was wearing a ladybug bonnet last i saw her. please i really need to find her.

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No ... Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime!

do not trust

they beat me up behind a denny's once for a ketchup packet

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so i was playing my minecraft game like i always do, braking blocks an ♥♥♥♥ you know how it goes it was going all fine like that and ♥♥♥♥ when i was hitting ♥♥♥♥ with my hand and i noticed i had the fingers of a negro. not surpsrisingly, this shocked and disgusted me. i pressed f5 to confirm my suspicions, and confirmed they were, when i panned out to find myself in the skin of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. this is not okay. yesterday my game was running fine, wearing my normal caucasian male steve skin, i should NOT have to deal with this shamefull display. i am NOT a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in real life, i DO NOT want to be anyones ♥♥♥♥♥, and i DO NOT WANT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKIN TO PORTRAY MYSELF IN A VIDEO GAME

THANK YOU

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Heil

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Yo get that csgo so I can awp them baps in the mid ya ya ya hhahahahah skrt skrt we finna get them top frags