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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 1:41am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 4:04am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:49am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 10:03am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:50am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:55am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 1:08pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:59am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 8:43am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 10:30am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 4:53am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:39am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:21pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 10:39am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:47am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:57am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:29am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:07am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:03am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:36am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 10:12am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 12:44pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:08am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?