what does a chipmunk have to do with ethan's dad's open heart surgery

It saddens me to even have to say this. I'm leaving TikTok (this account) and I'm leaving Fortnite (MidasLilBrat) All you hateful people got your wish! A lot of you people have no right to judge me, especially for what you're STILL doing to women! This isnt the last you'll see of me, trust me. In the next 24 my name will no longer be on your epic friends list.
Even when I change everything and when I see your names in my lobbies I won't even pay you any mind as if you don't exist, since that's how you're treating me. The man upstairs sees how you're judging me.
Remember that! I'II let karma handle each and every one of you individually. When that time comes I hope I'll pop in your mind. You could be saved, but that's on you!
~RIP MidasLilBrat it's been a fun ride. Time to move on~

i here its dio brake up seson... dont leaf meh dio... i lob u ! uwu !!

i'm a prospective convert to judaism

That's 5 "h"s too much buddy and now you have two options presented before you. You can either correct your spelling and only have lost 1 downvote (mine that I just cast ;) or you can choose to leave your bastardized form of the English language on exhibition and get a few hundred downvotes. Since you only have 2k karma in 2 years on reddit I recommend you choose wisely 😉

OUT INDEFINITELY
MONONUCLEOSIS

I do a backflip over the grenade and knock away with my free hand (the other hand is holding a street taco, but my backflip is so fast that the center of gravity shifts and prevents any of the divine toppings from falling out of the perfectly cooked tortilla). I stick the landing. I look where the grenade landed before I think about eating my street taco. Due to an error in my judgement, I accidentally knocked the grenade onto the doorstep of an orphanage (in my humbleness, I underestimated my strength). I quickly dive to the grenade and kick it away just as little Timmy (who had been in the orphanage for his entire 8-year existence because he's an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) comes outside, hoping that he has new parents (which he obviously doesn't because he's an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥), and even Timmy (who is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of an 8-year-old) doesn't deserve to die by grenade. It blows up at the feet of Hitler 2.0 (not Timmy, the other one). I eat my street taco and say, "you could never [get adopted], Timmy."

Moved back in with my parents

I told them i quit crack... LIE!!!! Im still smoking daily but now i have a safe place to smoke and jack off

In 2 days the mail will come by and u will be expecting just something

I'm going to mail myself to your house

i’ll join in a few minutes but i’ll be. minutes

id impregnate you but know how much stress it puts on the females body. so let me carry the babies like a noble seahorse

Wait Chasey-Chan…. you’re…. a tsundere? BAKKA!!!! >.< I think it’s time for me to come clean…. I’m…. a Yandere… Please don’t hate me Chasey-Chan T_T

damn good player. and an even better opponent. gg man. sorry for getting 20 kills on your gambit team but i had quests to do

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becca i told you the only
reason why i cheated was
because my grandma died
and im bipolar plus your not
that good enough anyways

pls someone rp dark romance with me say dast x mack o kist

not to be mean but genuinely how do you achieve a bmi over 22

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Yeah, no ♥♥♥♥. I'd like to locate and date a higher class of women to avoid making the same mistakes in the future. Reading comprehension much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

Well there went my shoe business. I don't understand why the tariffs have to eliminate the de minimis exemption. Why does government punish small businesses in this country knowing full well that Nike and all the big brands will be fine paying the taxes but Steffi and I get wiped out?

I'm voting for Donald Trump for the economy. And to own the libs.

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Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.

hi im herding the shadows into a place i can hear them better im rearranging what is in the darkness i want strawberry milk and a honey bun so i can dismantle oppression by making myself happy i think thats what i will do if you would like to talk to me and such im 25 and girl girl girllll and im okays with anyone i just

sentence this fat koopa to type 3 diabetes

Oh yeah. How could I forgot to tell you. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself..

Yes... #WAP, Wishes and prayers for Aunt Shirley... I'm going to say that at church service next sunday!

Maybe I'll pray the gay away for Caleb too....

Got on my knees for Jesus and I understand why Caleb is gay. He’s gay for Jesus! He’s been on his knees for Him! #LongLiveTheFa-

I texted my Grandson and told him I love #WAP and I'm feeling extra #WAP today.... he called me and told me never to say that again. I guess the Devil himself, who has nfected Caleb, has affected my other grandson too!!!! He is no longer a follower of Jesus Chrisp 😡

I sent everyone WAP and they all told me to seek God. So I went and took pictures of my praying at the church. Sent all my WAP pictures to my entire contact list!

I hear there's a song about #WAP? Maybe I should play it at the local church Sunday?

I hear that song and then hear some weird clapping noise coming from my son’s room. Maybe he is just clapping for Jesus!

I'm over here stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥ right now I'm just stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I'm horny as ♥♥♥♥ man I'm a freak man like

despite ikora being an intellectual individual with strong morals and a lot of support behind her, she ultimately lost to the drifter, even though he has a shady past and questionable policies (gambit) on what to do with illegal aliens (taken)

I AM HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD!!!!

THEY ARE EATING THE CATS!

we in them places you cant pronownce

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Paris, France

All these damn gendersquirrels out in PUBLIC with their pronounce. Truly a disgrace to this bright and YOUNG United Damn States of America. I remember when people were just trying to be GAY. Now I don’t really mind that, but that’s still not built on GOOD and TRADITIONAL values.

it sucks so much bc i feel that a lot of the anarchist anti racist ppl that fall under the cottagecore aesthetic are getting drowned out by the neo manifest destiny aspirations of white trad fems who are trying to revive a white mans burden mentality with the environment.

I CANT TAKE THIS!!!!!

THIS IS SO SCARY!!!!

THIS IS SO SCARY!!!!!!

HELP!! I CANT HANDLE THIS!!!!

I AM ON LEXAPRO NOW

Hope you're relaxing! A nice bubble bath and your feet rubbed while you soak

sleepy joe please cap the point

today i'm doing a challenge called "today." it's where i try to make it through today

minors killed my grandma

my solution? AIRSTRIKES. bomb them, bomb them, bomb them. keep bombing them.

Please @elonmusk,

This is so important. Extend your poll. You are not even giving us a chance to create content to appeal to folks. This poll ends at 4AM in the United States. YOU MUST restart this poll man. Seriously...

I am leaving bed to create a video..but give us time

Seriously, @elonmusk

You are screwing us up by letting this poll end at 4 am US time. I mean I know you always planned to pass off leadership on twitter but this is too soon!

I am literally getting out of bed to shoot a video to mobilize people but we don't have enough time!!

need donald trump NFT

i am losing my grip on reality

omg bestie! you are so slaying right now ♥♥♥♥♥ queen ♥♥♥♥♥ girl sister slay!

Not gonna be active on Dicord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour
(wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking where
I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl
(again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not
a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting
a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women
and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and
branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
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