"The only accident I fear will be your head falling into a vat of acid with me wearing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron face as a party mask."

"Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here.

What I wanna know is, where's the caveman?"