Hey my soft sensitive sweet prince! It's me your online middle school girlfriend uwu! Remember we met in a chatroom hehe. I finally found you after all these years and it's so worth it, you're cuter than I remember *blushes and looks down*. I promise you I'm not a middle aged men, I just couldn't wait to find you again and make you mine forever. My basement has a lot of room, I'm sure you would enjoy it! We could role play tying you up like in middle school! Except this time it'll be real hehe. I hope to see you soon my love <3 xoxo -Kitten

+Rep After a very thrilling game on Mirage, i added Jeff because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard c0€k push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy but I personally lowkey enjoyed it.

heyyyyy just wanted uwu to sayyy been thinkin bout chu wotttts tehee (✿◠‿◠) anywhooo~ we shouwd wike game ow something sometime bc chu'we supew cwacked and a cutie patootie ≧◡≦

Ready or Not?!??!? I've never been ready in my life I'm so scared please hold my hand throughout the process. I'm literally quivering rn 😱😱😱😧😨😨😨. Hold me until I'm ready pls Jeff (┬┬﹏┬┬)༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ(ˉ﹃ˉ)(•_•)☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Hey sister, thanks for noticing I play TERRARIA. That was very poggers!!! It means so much when people can relate to me mining and killing things like minecraft!!! I hope one day we can "Terraria Together" ~ Much Love LickyWickyTTV

I love you Jeff Goldblum