Hey there, this is your doctor reaching out in regards to your recent test results.

One of the nurses present at your last Prostate exam noted on your file, with emphasis, that you "moaned fervently" and eventually "ejaculated with pronounced excitement".

While we here at Spaghetti Health Services are happy to help you achieve your highest level of personal health, actions like yours put our staff under duress and, in your case with your heated requests to "Slam that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing in there, yeah, play with it rough", breach our Code of Conduct, and effective immediately, we will be suspending your status as a patient of our clinic, indefinitely.

We wish you well with your health needs.

Best,

Spaghetti