You may refer to me as Dr. Professor Sir Reginald Archibald Bartholomew Montague Humblebottom Humbult III, Esquire of Eccentricity, Grandmaster of Quirkiness, and Chancellor of Curious Conundrums, Knight Commander of the Most Honorable Order of Eccentric Scholars, Supreme Guardian of the Ancient and Mystical Order of the Curious Minds, Defender of the Sanctum of Peculiar Puzzles, Esteemed Member of the International Coalition of Uncommon Hobbies, Distinguished Fellow of the Royal Society of Whimsical Inventions, Venerated Patron of the Guild of Unorthodox Philosophies, Chief Archivist of the Grand Library of Forgotten Lore, and Honorary Custodian of the Secret Chamber of Bizarre Relics, Protector of the Enchanted Grove of Mythical Creatures, and Sole Arbitrator of the Hidden Tribunal of Arcane Disputes, Custodian of the Celestial Observatory of Cosmic Oddities, and Sole Benefactor of the Perpetual Fund for the Advancement of Quixotic Quests