I can tell the gender of a cow by the taste of it's milk.

I have a band. We are called The Pterodactyl and our songs have a perfect balance of screech and bass guitar. We get that balance by having three singers and one bass guitarist named Jake. Our first album will be dropping soon and some of our hit singles to look forward to are: "Don't Touch My Egg", "Featherless Flight Above", "I Can't Use A Straw :(", and "You Wish You Had A Tail Like This".

I want to have enough acres so they can't search them all.

I want my wife to get a C-Section because I want tread left on the tire.

Everyone has those points in life where they are 3-5 people according to Dominos.

What's the strongest muscle in your body?
My pancreas. Have you seen how much sugar I consume?!?