Recent reviews by Emperor Elk

I have no fokin clue what is going on.

Yet I sit here for hours, just mashing the left Mousebutton and listening to the epic soundtracks.

Great gaem!

Good game but sadly not a lot of content. Only buy in sale.

A true sandbox experience. That can be a good, but also a bad thing.

ArmA III can be one of the best games you have ever played, but easily also one of the worst and most frustrating. It really depends on the way and the people you play with. Do not bother with singleplayer unless you are willing to spend a few hours to learn the usage of the (really good) editor.
The DLC-Policy is questionable in my opinion, but the great Mod-support makes up for that in my eyes.

Really hard to get in to, but it is well worth the steep learning curve.
A unique and great RTS for sure.

The freaking best survival/minecraft game I have ever played. A few bugs and a clunky UI but that is well worth the fun!

WORTH EVERY PENNY!!!

I never knew that I wanted to solve the problems Factorio gave me.

I never knew that

"invading a planet, polluting the enviroment and killing off all the natives just so I can build a railway to pump oil in order to build a rocket and gain nuclear world domination" (aka. being american)

is an activity I honestly enjoy.


Oh dear, look what Factorio has done to me...
But...
I love it!

===[ ❤ Audience: ]===

☐ Kids
☑ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☑ Pro players (Huge speedrun potential)

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===

☐ Full price
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===

☐ 90' PC
☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez (Play Turorial)
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark Souls

===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===

☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☑ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless

===[ ♬ Story] ===

☐ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Fantastic

===[ § Bugs ]===

☐ CoH2 level of bugs
☐ Bugs destroying the game (Depends on the current patch)
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs (Only had 2 so far)
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing

===[ € DLC Policy ]===

☑ It doesn't have DLC
☐ A few really well made DLC's
☐ Still worth the money
☐ This is insulting
☐ Wait... I paid 50€ for the base game?!
☐ Dungoen Defenders Level of DLC
☐ Company of Heroes 2 Level of DLC

===[ ❤ Audience: ]===

☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===

☐ Full price
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===

☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez (Play Turorial)
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark Souls

===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===

☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☑ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless

===[ ♬ Story] ===

☐ It doesn't have
☑ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

===[ § Bugs ]===

☐ CoH2 level of bugs
☐ Bugs destroying the game (Depends on the current patch)
☐ Lot of bugs
☑ Few Bugs (Only had 2 so far)
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing

===[ € DLC Policy ]===

☑ It doesn't have DLC
☐ A few really well made DLC's
☐ Still worth the money
☐ This is insulting
☐ Wait... I paid 50€ for the base game?!
☐ Dungoen Defenders Level of DLC
☐ Company of Heroes 2 Level of DLC

===[ ❤ Audience: ]===

☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===

☐ Full price
☑ Wait for sale (Got it for 0.81€ at Humble Bundle)
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===

☐ 90' PC
☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez (Play Turorial)
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark Souls

===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===

☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☑ Endless

===[ ♬ Story] ===

☑ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

===[ § Bugs ]===

☐ CoH2 level of bugs
☐ Bugs destroying the game (Depends on the current patch)
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing

===[ € DLC Policy ]===

☑ This IS the DLC, but its standalone and appears to be much better than the main game
☐ It doesn't have DLC
☐ A few really well made DLC's
☐ Still worth the money
☐ This is insulting
☐ Wait... I paid 50€ for the base game?!
☐ Dungoen Defenders Level of DLC
☐ Company of Heroes 2 Level of DLC

===[ ✦ Others: ]===
I have only played 14 Hours yet and I am already hooked. The graphics are gorgeous and the game leaves a very refined first impression. Its more macroheavy than many others of its RTS counterparts but for what it is it is a great experience for any RTS fan. I would totally recommend this, especially if you can get it on sale/humblebunde.

Final Verdict: You buy, you dont cry.

===[ ❤ Audience: ]===

☐ Kids
☑ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===

☐ Full price
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===

☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===

☐ You just need 2 arms
☑ Ez (Play Turorial)
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark Souls

===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===

☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☑ Endless

===[ ♬ Story] ===

☐ It doesn't have
☑ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

===[ § Bugs ]===

☐ Game itself is one big BUG (Used to be really bad, now most of the gamebreaking bugs are fixed #ESL Ready)
☐ Bugs destroying the game (Depends on the current patch)
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing

===[ € DLC Policy ]===

☐ It doesn't have DLC
☑ A few really well made DLC's
☐ Still worth the money
☐ This is insulting
☐ Wait... I paid 50€ for the base game?!
☐ Dungoen Defenders Level of DLC
☐ Company of Heroes 2 Level of DLC