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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 10:07pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:34pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:39pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 10:15pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:01pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:31pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:02pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:23pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:43pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:58pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:22pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:38pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 10:07pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:25pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 10:10pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 10:16pm



Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
739 / 1,000

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
739 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
14,510 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
9,132 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,148 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.