Hey, this is Tom from the Small Wiener Club, sorry to get back to you so late. I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, and I'm sorry to say, that I don't think I can allow you to join our group, as from what I'm looking at, your wiener is.. MASSIVE, I mean the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. It looks like someone have glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso, you can probably stand on it like a tripod... and that's not even mentioning how FAT your nuts are, but it does appear that you're gonna have to take that gynormous SHMEAT somewhere else.

Thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.

my man that was my first game in deadlock i didnt know what i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doing, and also you need to chill its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alpha, did i affect ur rank?? no so stfu you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, get a job

griefing noob that feeds 10 times in 8 min and abandons, hope you get banned from deadlock noob

This guy is really cool. I met him in a McDonald's. He was in front of me in the line and was getting really agitated because the workers refused to swap the McChicken meat for beef, which I thought was pretty weird of them not to just do that. Burger King would've let you do that. Anyway, he left in a huff to go sit in the corner alone. When it got to me in line I looked back and I think I saw him crying? His face was really red. So I ordered a McChicken and a Big Mac, which they delivered in pretty stellar time, quite impressed with the cook times at the local McDonald's if I'm being honest. Anyway, I ended up swapping one of the beef patties and the McChicken meat then went over to him. I silently offered him the McChicken, or I guess McBeef? He looked at the burger and cracked the widest smile I've ever seen. He wiped his tears away and devoured the meal in one bite. He didn't even take the wrapping off, which I've never seen anyone do before.
+rep

mate?

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN TALKED TO BY THE FAIL WHALE! SEND THIS TO 10 PROFILES OR YOU WILL BECOME THE FAIL WHALE! (Everyone who sees this on the group has to do this)