bain ★
Michael   Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

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What the dank did you just blazing say about me, you little meme? I’ll have you know I ayy’d top of my lmao in the Dank Memers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 9GAG, and I have over 420 confirmed memes. I am trained in gnome warfare and I’m the top sweglord in the entire /r/dank_meme forces. You are nothing to me but just another ♥♥♥♥. I will smoke you the ♥♥♥♥ out with memes the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, memer. As we speak I am posting my secret network of dank memes across reddit and your karma is being rekt right now so you better prepare for the storm, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ downvoted, kid. I can meme anywhere, anytime, and I can dank you in over sixty nine ways, and that’s just with non-dank memes. Not only am I extensively trained in danked memeing, but I have access to the entire stash of Snoop’s dankest kush and I will use it to its full extent to blaze your miserable memes off the face of the thread, you little ♥♥♥♥. Maybe you wouldn’t have posted those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes. But you did, you had to, and now you’re paying the price, you little 4chan. I will blow my dank smoke all over you and you will choke in it.
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oh my god, I love gay people! 1 nov, 2018 @ 22:06 
where's the thermal drill?
bain ★ 8 maj, 2016 @ 9:52 
Because I have been banned on a previous account linked with my phone number the CS:GO Prime Matchmaking has banned this account, I have quit CS and will not be playing any longer. I have never cheated on this account and would be stupid to do so. If you are reading this thanks and I enjoyed playing.
bain ★ 8 maj, 2016 @ 9:50 
VAC and Game bans apply to all accounts on a phone number

If an account that has a phone number registered to it receives a VAC or Game ban, all other accounts that used the same phone number at the time of the infraction will also receive a ban. If the other accounts do not own the game they will still receive the ban and be unable to purchase the title on that account. The phone number on an account that receives a ban will be suspended for three months and cannot be applied to another account during that time. The cooldown duration for applying a phone number after a ban will increase each time a cooldown is applied.

This feature is not enabled for all games and will be used at the discretion of the developer.
76561197965343182 18 apr, 2016 @ 10:00 
+rep great pro player
lel 13 apr, 2016 @ 14:27 
+rep - 10/10 for attack helicopter
t0m 12 apr, 2016 @ 13:05 
+rep - smokes the dankest vape