So baby pull me closer in the bathtub with a toaster
http://steamproxy.com/id/DomoRaaaawr (Main account)
https://soundcloud.com/domosaur-1 (I like to finger my piano)


I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Now I am a beautiful majestic 6'5" black man with rippling muscles, gorgeous pink locks, sexy legs, married to all my 2D waifus who bore me eight beautiful children who are all diamond and challenger in league of legends.