Recent reviews by shun akiyama fan club president

This is a great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

Make sure you play this with the restoration patches, as with any other Yakuza game.

this game teaches me how to drive while intoxicated

i wish i could take the yakuza series and inject it into my bloodstream. this ♥♥♥♥ is better than heroin

this game is cool. i love gambling. my wife thinks i have a problem but she's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. im shaking

Terrible port. Classic Rockstar Games problem of not ever being able to leave anything the ♥♥♥♥ alone. Stop touching things nobody asked you to, damn.

The game was fun at first, but then I lost a Street Scene race to a fella with a scar on his neck, and now I'm forced into a minigame where I have to shove bricks of cocaine up my rectum and enter San Diego. How do I complete this minigame as the QTEs are too fast?

Great game. I really like the lot lizard and serial killer feature.

This game is pretty entertaining. It's definitely improved over the years and I'm proud of how far it's come.

Sam Houston National Park, 30.535993, -95.645309. Buried 7.3 feet under the ground next to a great oak tree is Josef Kalic, a 34 year old man I murdered and buried there in 2017.

this game sucks

926 hours later: still sucks

This mixture of Crazy Taxi, MLB The Show, and osu!/Hatsune Miku is great. Oh, there's some fighting too I guess.