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benjaminjam 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46pm 
minus -rep he stole my bio
benjaminjam 28 Nov, 2019 @ 6:59pm 
plays tf2 and subnautica despite what his profile says
benjaminjam 19 Aug, 2019 @ 11:47am 
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Dollop 19 Aug, 2019 @ 11:26am 
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benjaminjam 18 Aug, 2019 @ 5:21pm 
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Dollop 18 Aug, 2019 @ 5:17pm 
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benjaminjam 18 Aug, 2019 @ 3:38pm 
so it's true



Dollop 18 Aug, 2019 @ 3:19pm 
stop looking at my hatred meter, thats for my eyes only
benjaminjam 17 Aug, 2019 @ 7:50pm 
his hatred for me increases daily
benjaminjam 16 Aug, 2019 @ 1:58pm 
he hates me.
benjaminjam 3 Apr, 2019 @ 5:51pm 
Over the last , you've spent hours playing this selection, which includes items, is valued at $, and requires GB
benjaminjam 21 Mar, 2019 @ 10:01pm 
ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
starlogy 1 Nov, 2018 @ 6:59pm 
bad
benjaminjam 4 Aug, 2018 @ 5:27pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
benjaminjam 6 Jul, 2018 @ 11:33pm 
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face*I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your ♥♥♥♥* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe~
benjaminjam 2 Jun, 2018 @ 3:20am 
Yesterday, during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore, This is stupid. I wish I could go to school like all the other kids."

Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschooled him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first-grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet.

I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying to not be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have any of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?
benjaminjam 14 Apr, 2018 @ 11:41pm 
I.AM.NOT.A.PLANET
benjaminjam 1 Mar, 2018 @ 10:40pm 
so I'm NEVER DOIN GTHAT EVER TAGINA IN MY ENTIER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIFE OF THIS EARTH IN LIVING WHICH I AM
benjaminjam 28 Feb, 2018 @ 11:27pm 
dude i actually just pinched my ♥♥♥♥ on accident and now im dying
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i've lost all feeling in my ♥♥♥♥
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benjaminjam 25 Feb, 2018 @ 4:25pm 
😡😡😡MINECRAFT IS NOT GAY YOU RARTED FOLLS!!!!! I AM 9 YEARS OLD AND I AM THE SMARTEST BOY IN MY KINDERGARDEN CLASSROMO AND I LOOOVE MINCRIFT!!!!!!!!! I AM BETTER tHAN alL OF YOU BECUASE YOU ARE STUPIDD BECUSE MINECRAFT IS NOT GAY!!!!!!11 GAY IS WEN A MAN PUTS HIS DING DONg IN aNOTHER GUYS AND MIMECRAPT I S NOT WHEN TWO GUYS PUCK THERE SHLONGS INTO ECHOTEHR!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF ANYTHING YOU GUYS ARE GAY RARTERERS!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡
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benjaminjam 30 Dec, 2017 @ 10:10pm 
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benjaminjam 29 Nov, 2017 @ 11:42pm 
who are all these random people commenting on your profile?
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benjaminjam 3 Nov, 2017 @ 10:55am 
this man is lying, his favourite game is stradew vallaly
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benjaminjam 30 Oct, 2017 @ 10:45am 
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benjaminjam 23 Oct, 2017 @ 8:47pm 
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benjaminjam 17 Sep, 2017 @ 3:19pm 
the real the madman?
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benjaminjam 13 Jan, 2017 @ 7:18pm 
WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥ IS ALL THE COMPOUND
benjaminjam 10 Jan, 2017 @ 4:38pm 
7 days to get a refund
benjaminjam 9 Dec, 2016 @ 7:59pm 
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benjaminjam 8 Dec, 2016 @ 7:33pm 
zacaharia, 1 ton 1000 lbs, no matter how fast i click, withering crops
benjaminjam 7 Sep, 2016 @ 4:52pm 
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benjaminjam 14 Jul, 2016 @ 6:29pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)
benjaminjam 12 Mar, 2016 @ 5:39pm 
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benjaminjam 26 Feb, 2016 @ 5:03pm 
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starlogy 19 Feb, 2016 @ 4:08pm 
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dump gawd 8 Feb, 2016 @ 6:21pm 
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Califerbopbop 20 Dec, 2015 @ 9:55am 
I'm down