Last Giant is big,
He lives in an empty cave,
Big cave full of dead.

Pursuer hunts you,
There is a huge ballista,
Shoot it in his azz.

The Ruin Sentinels,
Use big hammers to show off,
Because they lack d1ck.

Gargoyles are big gay,
Reused content from Dark Souls,
Again on a roof...

Lost Sinner is cool,
In a locked room with pyro builds,
Lost Bastille's secret.

Dragonrider sucks,
Shoot his ass from the distance,
Please do use greatbow!

Dragonslayer here,
Hello again my old friend,
Why you using dark?

Flexile Sentry boss,
Honestly very cool boss,
Too bad area is not.

Executioner
And his charriot's long name,
Aren't meant for haiku...

Skeletons are Lords,
Yet there is no land they rule,
Why are there three thrones?

Covetous Demon,
Looking like a big fat blob,
Likes to chew undead.

Mytha is a thot,
Can afford a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keep,
But nothing for tits?

Smelter Demon rocks,
His smelter sword is really cool,
I want to suck it.

Old Iron King dude,
He is a king yet no name?
There is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole!

Royal Rat Vanguard,
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rats and their acid,
And the boss is punk...

The Rotten is fine,
Rather scary and unique,
He can be disarmed.

Scorpioness' name,
Even she is named yet king isn't?
♥♥♥♥ her long stingers.

Royal Rat again,
His name is Authority,
Stop breaking my stuff!

Prowling Magus and
The rest of the long-named squad,
This is NOT a boss.

Dear Duke Freja or
Whatever is name order,
Kamehameha!

Twin Dragonriders,
This is not just a copy paste,
One of them is blue!

Looking Glass Knight calls,
Art thou going to invade?
No, you're invaded.

Demon of Songs sings,
Or wait she does not, explain,
What does her name mean?

Velstadt is awesome,
Notre Dame of Drangleic
Use Dark Sacred Chime!

Vendrick, my old king,
Charmed by a woman who's not
Even a woman...

Guardian Dragon,
Okay, at least he can fly,
Oh ♥♥♥♥, he shoots balls!

Ancient Dragon sleeps,
Old and strong ♥♥♥♥ with big fire,
Use your rings wisely.

Giant Lord is huge,
But he happens to be slow,
Run behind his legs.

Darklurker is peak,
Jesus I just love this boss,
Now there's two of them!

Throne Defender
Is green while Watcher is blue,
Keep their health the same!

Nashandra isn't queen,
She is just an ugly ass,
Not even female.

Aldia is hard,
Like me when I see small kids,
Don't fight him solo.

Elana summons,
I hope it's skeletons,
Nope, it's Velstadt, ♥♥♥♥...

Sinh or was it Cosh,
Hey, his tail can be cut off,
Use a great weapon, please!

Cerah of the Old,
The Afflicted Graverobber,
Ancient Soldier Varg.

Fume Knight will kill you,
Over and over again,
Still, it is worth it.

Blue Smelter Demon,
Is this a new boss or not?
Beware of axes.

Sir Alonne says hi,
His honor and heart are big,
It's sudoku time!

Aava and the eye,
Durability: broken,
Use repair powders!

Burnt Ivory King,
The strongest greatsword around,
Amazing boss fight!

Lud and Zallen, what?
Is this not Aava but black?
♥♥♥♥, they also heal!