Recent reviews by Ⱇⱃⰰⱀ iliti Вран

I got the game back on the release day, didn't know what to expect but it is without a doubt one of the most cozy and fun games I have played in quite some time. While the game itself isn't very complex and neither are its mechanics, you can easily sink in hours upon hours doing nothing but goofing around, doing the minigames and expanding upon your own farm.
I play with my girlfriend and co-op experience is virtually flawless, works amazing on both PC and Steam Deck

Great game, wish I could send my friends to the Shadow Realm in this game but it is what it is. Can't wait to find out what Pot of Greed does!

Me irl

The best restart simulator I have ever played!
Oh yeah you can also run around the walls and slice people up which is pretty cool too, I guess?

I liked this game very much. It just happens to be 05:13am at my place and I happened to stumble upon this piece of art. I did not know what to do with my raging boner so I decided to grab this while I could. At the same time I happened to be sharing my screen to my fellas on Discord. We mutually agreed this was a good investment. (Stonks).

After 15 minutes of mental gymnastics and struggling with basic human anatomy, we managed to successfully reassemble all the femoids introduced to us in this game. Despite switching inbetween the state of Nirvana and sensual deprivation we managed to keep our dignity and not bust a nut while retaining our sanity. I would like to congratulate to GirlGame studios for making my dreams come true and letting me play this SFW (Safe for work) masterpiece so elegantly for mere 70 cents.

Furthermore I would like to point out the fact that, despite offering more than two characters, this game managed to challenge my remaining two grey cells with its unique and reforming character design and development. While the storyline is certainly lacking and not as engaging as the characters themselves, I would love to point out gameplay compensates for this lacking element.

In conclusion, I would like to thank my friends for playing this with me and offering me their shoulders during the rough times which these are, ultimately to show my gratitude I would recommend this game to every person older than 3 (2 is not okay but 2.5 is debatable) so they may enjoy this piece of art.

9 out of 10 chess players would engage in this activity.

Update: After installing the impure DLC which included a lot of nudity, all the GRASS disappeared. Where is GRASS man I want GRASS not GNUCHI.

Update 2: I will make it recommended once again because I being optimistic I shall see GRASS one more time in my lifetime.

Why my peepee hard?

Dark Souls but the main character is a big t1tty elf.
Ultimate 60FPS / 760p / Unmatched game regarding the gameplay and graphics.
Absolutely stunning 15/10

Eagles Can Fly

Monkey can climb
Crickets can leap
Horses can race
Owls can seek
Cheetahs can run
Eagles can fly
People can try
But that's about it.

Good, now try forgetting about this game.



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Haters: In order to avoid Konami's sales blooming we have to prove that Metal Gear Survive was a not involved in Kojima's ideas.
Me: And downvoting Metal Gear Survive ourselves wil prove Kojima's "greatness"?
Haters: You were a dedicated follower —
Me: I'm not a hired player.
Haters: You've got to do it, Vran, Konami's your enemy and your objective.
Me: Enemy? We were together for ten years and now you tell me Konami's my enemy?

Jokes aside, this game is absolutely fantastic. As a Metal Gear? Not so much. As a zombie hunting game with badass cutscenes / stunning gameplay? It's awesome, I love it. Definitely recommended.

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