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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 7:01am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 7:01am

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 7:39am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 7:11am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 7:54am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 7:55am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 7:49am

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 7:50am

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:39am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47am

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 10:01am

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:25pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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