got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and thought we were cheating lmfao

added for trade

+rep) have a nice day :D

I sit at my desk, squinting at the monitor. I have downloaded every vod of my games against one "DrPeepPeep". - I pause every few seconds, examining his crosshairs placement, counter strafing, positioning, consistency and more. There. That shot through the wall from elbow to window. Surely I wasn't standing in a place that every player stands every game. Obvious walls. I move to the next kill. I stood in the exact same spot as he jiggled and then prefired me? He couldn't possibly know I was there! I continue searching. My unfed children screaming, begging me to save them from starving. The dirty dishes on my desk are thick with mold. I have not seen sunlight in 96 hours. Finally, I am done. I click on his name, go to his profile. I scroll down. "-rep. Obvious hacks" I type, then sit back in momentary satisfaction. I win, yet another cheater conquered.

i had a 9 minute chase and this guy and his SWF could not do 5 gens in 9 minutes with zero pressure form the killer

Hello, is this Pizza Hut?
Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.
Now let’s discuss conditions.
First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.
Second, any pizza I order will be male. None of this “Our pizza identifies as trans-fluid-pan-poly”—no. Pizza is a boy. With a penis. It’s that simple.