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Guys, so uhh recently I have been dealing with this weird problem. I seem to be liking the stench of my ♥♥♥♥.

So it all started last sunday. I was jerking off at 9:06 pm, holding my phone and looking at some porn on reddit for help, when this weird smell hit me. I didn't feel what it was at first, although I knew I liked the smell. Then, I realized with utter horror, that the smell was coming from my ♥♥♥♥. But there was also a sense of curiousity. So I slowly brought my hand that was holding my ♥♥♥♥ to my face, and took a sniff. HOLY COW THAT WAS SO YUM! Now I'm addicted to the smell! I just put my hand in my pants, rub my ♥♥♥♥, then take a sniff. It also seems to turn me on a bit. I've started sniffing my undies and pants, taking in that ungodly stench of my meat rod.

... I think I must've become a simp at some point recently because every time I look at you I just get a massive erection. Your face look like it was hand designed by a thousand angels... And you have an uttermost beautiful style of clothing as well, if you happen to have a twitch account, please be sure to add me at LÜHJawa2. I promise I'll donate every cent that I make every month, ill be your first ever t3! i can already see us together now, please email me if you get the chance @ [email protected]. See U soon!!(:

i love you blakykun(>~<) ~hmph baka -_-🌸UwU

"Based"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? are you just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about five ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

this guy litterally cheats at everything pls report, he has soft aim and wont admit it dont feel bad if he ♥♥♥♥♥ on you