Recent reviews by Distant

There's a goth girl, a touch starved muscle mommy, and a druid with arms bigger than my chest.

What more could you want?

Hrmng... giant robits... good

I wept like a baby.


9/10 would recommend.

very good

This game stole my free time

Bearable? Mostly
Fun? Sometimes

They actually fixed it.

A short little game that fully captures what conversations are usually like, almost every option was something I would say in the situations you are put in. I even found the ending made me just think 'nooo, dont leave', which rarely happens to me, let alone in a game.

Precisely one year ago, a close friend of mine mentioned this game while we were chatting, I checked it out, and bought it. Since then I have played it several times and still remains to be the only game to make me cry, and the only game to have a consistent effect on me. Every moment was just as real to me as real life, I can actually see some of the conversations happening. I will 100% recommend anyone to play this.

However to be perfectly honest, I think that some sort of connection to characters or story or themes is needed to fully enjoy this, which is why some more negative reviews will say that they didn't enjoy it. I really enjoyed this, partly because the characters resemble many of my then friends in looks and personality, which is especially apparent now, a year later, due to the girl I had likened Max to, is now almost exactly Max and it is blowing my mind.

Any criticisms I have are to some of the animations being rather robotic and some dialogue being a bit unnatural sounding. But other than that, it is brilliant.

This game is hard, there is no denying that. The controls are clunky and awkward and DEFINITELY not suited for new players. But I love it.

It took well over 20 attempts to get just a decent hull designed that A) floated and B) was stable, so new players please please do not give up when your first boat fails horribly. Slight tips: I found that bigger is usually better for air pumps, (most of my ships are capital sized battleships), and ships really don't have to look nice at the start, (I have a cube, that floats, it's epic).

The building controls take a few hours to get used to BUT there is an option to use a more familiar, minecraft style system.

This game is very good to teach yourself how to do stuff in it. I watched one tutorial for guns, gave myself a few hours, and could design them to specific characteristics rather quickly.

NEVER go straight into the campaign, stick to the designer while you learn, turn waves off (in the settings) and build. It is very easy to zone out and find you built several warships without even thinking.

There is something really satisfying about setting your best ship off into an enemy flotilla and watch it destroy every last one.

Possibly the best thing I own to take me to nirvana.

Customised the pickup to be some next level crawler.
Spawned a pigeon to crush.
Rammed into it at full speed.
Pigeon then RKO'd my truck - totalling it.
10/10 would pigeon again






all hail the pigeon