I am a passionate apathetic and I am a spiritual atheist. I am a devout heretic. Various bodyparts of mine frequently correspond with one another by shipping anthrax. If the Rapture should happen tomorrow I would be the first to lasso the feet of ascending believers, so I could sell them as environmentally friendly balloon-animals. I do not respect your opinions even if you agree with me. We might as well face the fact that you are most likely less intelligent than I am. You might call this arrogance, I call it realism. True arrogance would only occur if I ceased expecting the same standards of you as I do of myself. I am a living oxymoron because I do not care for your labels. I am Sketch Sepahi. Remember it. There will be a surprise exam. There is also a distinct possibility that you should not take everything I say seriously – including this.

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