Recent reviews by Direct2Betamax

I fight my bosses the way I eat my burgers, with cheese.

Once the game finished downloading my shower stopped working and my toothbrush disappeared.

9.5/10

This game looks like a bad acid trip. constant frame drops. texture popins, and so many bugs that it should be condemned by the city. This game makes my cpu spontaneously combust and my gpu scream in pain. This game should have been delayed another year on technical issues alone. You should not buy this game if you don't have the patience to constantly back track to old save files because the game breaks and crashes constantly. HOWEVER, the writing is top notch and the story is engaging. Especially the side quests. You can iron out bugs. But you cant fix a bad story. so when this game finally gets the proper patches it'll be a solid 8/10.

The game itself is good but the port is awful.

Before you buy:

Be aware you will need to install the DSfix mod to make the game remotely playable
(if you are a mod noob just go buy this game on console)

USE A GAME PAD
(M&K controls are beyond awful)

Besides those two things the game is fun (but hard as hell) and the game looks great with mods.

Good game, Worth buying

I made Billy Mays shoot a T-rex in the face with a nuke and then swung away with my spiderman powers.

It's an okay game
(I give it 8 Orange Glows out of 10 Oxicleans)

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Step1: Pull out your credit card.

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(8/10 because uPlay sucks)

I got this game in a humble bundle a wile back and I haven't even played a half hour of it. The reason for not having any play time is that this game is extreamly boring. The artwork it self is very pretty, but the animations are lazy and the story is slow and failed to capture my intrest what so ever. Not to mention that this game is $20... $20!?! are you fricking kidding me? I paid maybe $0.20 for the game and I still feel like it was a waste of money. Hell, I think I got more enjoyment playing Depression Quest.

3/10 for Interesting artwork

This game is amazing. The puzzles are addicting, the characters are funny, and the gameplay is great, not to mention the level creator and co-op mode. I give it a 8 out of 10 just because I think the story mode is a little to short