Former chicken whisperer turned smoke grenade philosopher. Currently studying the ancient art of bunny-hopping while reverse-engineering the quantum mechanics of flash bangs. I once 360 no-scoped a bot in Dust2 while listening to Beethoven, and now I only communicate in grenade trajectories and obscure callouts from a parallel universe. If you see me defusing without a kit, it's not a mistake—I'm calculating the bomb’s existential purpose.