Напредък за постиженията на Dio_G от POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 9:00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 10:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 10:49

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 8:56

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 10:48

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Откл. на 9 юни 2015 в 8:41

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 10:14

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 11:36

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 3:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 5:27

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 7:29

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 8:44

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 6:03

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Откл. на 10 юни 2015 в 10:37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 3:09

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 10:23

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 5:32

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 6:23

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 9:07

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 10:30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 2:54

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Откл. на 10 юни 2015 в 10:45

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 10:05

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 7:46

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 6:50

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 8:28

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 9:28

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 4:08

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 6:22

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 7:49

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Откл. на 10 юни 2015 в 9:24

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 5:34

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 8:47

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Откл. на 12 юни 2015 в 7:45

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Откл. на 12 юни 2015 в 7:45

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Откл. на 11 юни 2015 в 12:01

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Откл. на 9 юни 2015 в 6:45

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 2:11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 4:54

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 2:11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 3:33

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Откл. на 10 юни 2015 в 9:30

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 6:03

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 5:30

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 9:04

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 10:16

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Откл. на 9 юни 2015 в 7:07

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 11:42

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 9:42

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Откл. на 6 юни 2015 в 9:15

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 8:15

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 9:58

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 10:24

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Откл. на 10 юни 2015 в 11:58

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 3:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 9:15

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Откл. на 9 юни 2015 в 7:06

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Откл. на 10 юни 2015 в 9:33

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Откл. на 11 юни 2015 в 11:26

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Откл. на 11 юни 2015 в 12:19

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 5:32

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Откл. на 10 юни 2015 в 10:07

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Откл. на 11 юни 2015 в 11:55

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Откл. на 7 юни 2015 в 4:40

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Откл. на 8 юни 2015 в 6:04

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

0 / 10

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