A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I know, I might not seem your type.
If truth be told ,I’ve been lost most of my life ...I’m the bird with a broken wing.
All I’m looking for is love...
Aren’t you looking for the same thing ?
I wouldn’t hurt you...
For I’ve been hurt before.
Went to battle,but I lost that war .Now, I hope I ain’t scaring you off...it’s just , I don’t want to get hurt no more

Beware of the user named SpookeSpace. He will try to steal your toaster, and Door knobs.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

+rep cool person if I am remembering the right person

Am currently drunk, remembered you from like 2-3 years ago, that is all

hi

So are we like boyfriend girlfriend?

crab rave

oi respect your elders!!

happy new year though~!

noot noot

peanut butter

Nice person to talk to

+rep

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MY ♥♥♥♥ IS ON FIREEEEEEE

+rep Awesome human, person thing. Great to talk to aswell.
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+rep Nice friend, Kind, caring and overall a good person :)

o hello XD

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Merry Christmas.

Merry xmas. Sry couldent get my russian

Merry Christmas, love.

Arshole of the year❤

“He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he’s on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don’t work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn’t his task, He shouldn’t have had to go that way, before an decade’d past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we’ll love him forevermore. We love you like an brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch. ~Lila”

DOWN WITH THE HEATHENS

WE DID IT BROTHER

The crusader is now over Jerusalem is ours

U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mong u think you are soooooo clever but hay guess what your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hippy, the earth is flat, u need to pull out NASAs ♥♥♥♥ out your mouth u long steamy ♥♥♥♥. Show me curved Water , show me real pic of all them sats going round the earth. O, u can't because there is none u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anus licker. 🌏🌏🌏🌏🌏🌏🌏🌏💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😡

You only me ♥♥♥♥♥? You know, I have a class in the Navy Seals and many al-Qaeda attack is completed and approved more than 300 deaths. Monkey trained to fight, and I US Army sniper. You never anything for me, but the results did not. you have to spend for land use ever saw my word sex. If you can not find anything online, do you think? see the car. I must say, I tell her a secret spy network in the United States and worms are now better prepared for storms, IP. I remember a little pain during the storm destroyed. dead children. I have at any time, in any place can be, and I killed him five hundred. Not confusion, but new orders for both military and naval forces of the United States, and all the old happiness ugly little oil if you are talking on the phone "Men play" and the language of sex. But I do, and now can not pay the price fool you. I was so angry and I want to get hurt, and you should not be. dead children.

Biggie cheese sings mr boombastic but every wovel the bee movie plays but every time they say bee the godfather trilogy plays but every word is replaced with every episode of star wars but every time they say force all of leafy's videos play but every time he says literally the entire shrek saga plays but every time they say ogre the entire matrix trilogy plays but every time they say matrix the nutshack theme plays but every time they say nut every episode of spongebob plays but every time they say squidward the whole monster house movie plays but every time they say monster every episode of johnny test plays but every whip sound effect is replaced by we are number one dank meme remix but every one is replaced with frogface freddy but every time they say freddy billy the scarf plays but every time they say scarf Skull Trumpet 10 Hours plays but every doot is replaced with all of siivagunner's videos

i am somilian man i sell moder and fader for internet to play csgo, i has now 600 ping and global erglte

You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill.

hey am Brazil man want to play game. I need to play gam because I selled my wife for internet connection (to play the countr stirk of cours) so please accept trade I need to play

I want America to collapse. Then the Jews and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will starve like they deserve to. Then white people will be free and not locked into institutions that enslave us.

What are you guys playing?
I'm supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it TheLegend27?!
Yeah, TheLegend27.
Who is the legend 27?
Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever.
Born from fire.
I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...
WHAM!!! Just like that!
collective gasps
Iphone Notification
What? No, no no no, no no no!
Iphone Notification
That's impossible!
"TheLegend27" has captured my hero!
Mine too!
Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.
You have no idea what just happend.
I might have some idea.
Woman turns around, and powers her device's screen, showing she is infact TheLegend27

Harley Quinn 😜👌 is in the 🌰 NUT 🌰 House 🏠 , Baby! 👶 Y'all better prepare 😁🛡 For When She ♥♥♥♥ 💦 in and Licks 👅 Your Joker! 😜👃🏻👌😫 Send this 👈 to 10 other Harley ♥♥♥♥♥ 😍😜 who make their Jokers happy or 🚫 never 🚫 be called Puddin again! 😱 0 back, you're dead to me 😵 3 back, you're the Joker's Nutcracker 😘👃🏻💦 5 back, you're crazy, gurl! 😜👌 10 back, you're the Joker's Puddin! 😫👃🏻💦👍😜💯👌

I wonder to myself sometimes if memes have became too advanced for our comprehension. Like, wtf even is this? Back in my day, memes had something called class and style. They were meant to evoke laughs but be elegant all at the same time. Now we got memes like this, where they were hastily made to present a chuckle or just a slight laugh. Some of these memes are just lines and drawings made in Microsoft Paint ffs. Well I still remember the good 'ol day of memes. You can have you're "loss" and "dat boi". I'll just stick with my Pepe and Weegee, and go back to a simple time in meme history.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a shack should be able to nut. Its ♥♥♥♥♥ are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The shack, of course, nuts anyways. Because It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee) It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!) It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!) It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!) It’s the Nutshack!

So guys and girls, I'm bored and I wanna have some fun and play a little game. All the girls here should dm me and try to convince me that they are a guy and vice versa for the guys. So girls pretend to be guys and guys pretend to be girls. NOW DM ME AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook ♥♥♥♥ that was previously in cans. you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke dude, and im dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ families poverty dinner on these forums ever the ♥♥♥♥♥ again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd.

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Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8

I went to Taco Bell and tried to spend a $2 bill, and the cashier had no idea what it was and called the cops.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.