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I love Marvel movies so I bought two tickets for the first possible showing tonight, one for me and one for my best friend (a meek, atheltic, slim white girl I have a crush on).
When I showed up to the theatre there was this 6'4 235 pound 9% body fat black guy standing outside. He asked what I thought I was doing and I told him I was there to see the new Marvel Comics film. He scoffed and told me this movie wasn't "for me". He made me give him my tickets then slapped my friend's♥♥♥♥♥ I told him that wasn't appropriate and he asked, what are you gonna do about it? When I didn;t say anything he made me tell him "nothing, sir". Then he grabbed my friend by the arm and started walking into the showing with my tickets. I said, "Hey (girl), let's leave)" and she said no no that's okay, I'm going to stay, why don't you just head home?
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