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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:38am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 7:37am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:43am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:51am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:01am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:22am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:38pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:40am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 7:37am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:00pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:57pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:37am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 7:37am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:38am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 1:22am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:40am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:23am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:27am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 7:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:27am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:10pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:22am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:12am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:25am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:36am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:28am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:09pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:09pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:18pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:01am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May @ 1:34pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:41am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:41pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:42pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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