Bonzo's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:53am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:28am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:48am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:12am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 8:25am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:53am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:56am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:10am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:35am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:10am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:19am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:50am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:58am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:53am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:14pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:56am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:27am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:14pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:22am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:48am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:21am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:31am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:22am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:58am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:17am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:16am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:53am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:05am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:05am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:34am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:48am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:32am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:32am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:37pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:21am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:35am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:57am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:55am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:22am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:05am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:36am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:40am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:21am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:55am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:11am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:36am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:57am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:29am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:51am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:19am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:28am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:28am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:27pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:31pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:28pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:36pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:05am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:22am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:34am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:37pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:49am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:31am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:09am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:32am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 11:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:26am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:33pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:31am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:51am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:58am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:33am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:35am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:20am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:50am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:28am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:54am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:33pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:38pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:22am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:48am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:21am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:41am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:09am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:52am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:39am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:47am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 8:26am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 7:34am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:49am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:24pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:45pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:42am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:49am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:51am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:34pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:34pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:02am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:17am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:17am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:17am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:23am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 4:46am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 5:40am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:17am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:30am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:48am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:42pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:49am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:49am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:31am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:59am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:10am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:30am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:35pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:58am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:29am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:32am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:19am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:09am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:09am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:09am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:13am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 9:07am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:58am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:59am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:30am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:37am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:41am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:38pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:43pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:56am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:37pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:51am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:21am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:31am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:13am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:52am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:55am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:52am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:45pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:19am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:13am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:21am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 12:46am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 12:46am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 7:45am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:51am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:44am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:26pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:43am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 4:46am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:34am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:58am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:11am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:30am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:55am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:30pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:48pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:30am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:09am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:19am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 6:39am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:53pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:10am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:58am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:42am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:43pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:22am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:46am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 9:01pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 12:57am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 8:25am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:27pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:29am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:20am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 8:00am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:46am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 9:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:43pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:19am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 6:30am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 4:58am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 4:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:45am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:31am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:19am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 12:46am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:04am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:18am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:59am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:09am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:51am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 9:07am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:05am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:05pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:55am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:48pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:14pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:20am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 3:42am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:56am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 10:04am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:47am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 9:58am