ya like gambling? did you ever want to mortgage a house? well you cant do both in this game! sell your organs, sell your soul, sell your kids, because this game will take everything valuable from you. i would know, i sold my kidney, testicles, and my firebird to play this game. do i regret it? of course not, because if i did i would get perma-banned from the game!

edit: I figure I should state that this game, no joke, is unreasonably predatory. If you have a genuine gambling addiction, please seek help, and stay away from this game.