"We are the watchers in the shadows, the ones who bear the burdens of our secrets. Our penance is eternal, but our loyalty unwavering. We are the undying flame, the eternal guardians of mankind. For the Lion! For the Emperor! Repent! For tomorrow you die!"

“You got to shine, to thine own self be true
They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru.”

Chaplain to the Holy Order of Francis.
"Mark my words heretic! Papa Franku will escape his banishment! The realm of Joji can't hold him forever! And when he does the Omniverse will be saved! Our battle is eternal!"

"A moment of Laxity spawns a lifetime of Heresy!"

"Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind!"

"You miss every shot you don't make. You lose every battle you don't win." - Jordan Anderson 2022

"That's all it is: information. Even a simulated experience or a dream; simultaneous reality and fantasy. Any way you look at it, all the information that a person accumulates in a lifetime is just a drop in the bucket."

"When I die, since I'm a real skeptic, I'm gonna gripe to the lord and make sure I get back my original investment when I'm reincarnated..."

Rule #39: Never say no to Bacta.
Rule #01: Kill them before they kill you.
Rule #17: Always make sure they're dead.
Rule #23: Never pull sentry duty on an empty stomach.
Rule #48: Any crash you can walk away from is a good one.
Rule #89: One's an anomaly, two's a trend.
Rule #15: Burger King foot lettuce.
Rule #06: Don't give birth in Voice Chat.
Rule #12: No Porn.
Rule #34: If it exists, there's porn of it.
Rule #ERROR: Space Batman kills Space Spider-man then is killed by Ginger Jedi Joker.

Kote! Kandosii sa ka'rta, Vode an. Coruscanta a'den mhi, Vode an. Bal kote, darasuum kote, Jorso'ran kando a tome. Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad, Vode an. Kandosii sa ka'rta, Vode an. Coruscanta a'den mhi, Vode an. Bal... Motir ca'tra nau tracinya. Gra'tua cuun hett su dralshy'a. Aruetyc talyc runi'la solus cet o'r. Motir ca'tra nau tracinya. Gra'tua cuun hett su dralshy'a. Aruetyc talyc runi'la trattok'o. Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad, Vode an!