In the shadowed corridors of mortal comprehension, where the air trembles with the whispers of forgotten memories of people long past gone. There moves a being, a being I call my friend... they are only known as.. Slurpey, a figure of coolness that even the abyss of never ending history pauses in reverence. A presence of like a symphony of grace and slurping glory. ,...

To gaze upon Slurpey is to confront a.. feeling like no other.. like your very soul teeters on the edge of the slurp... The legend of Slurpey or by their more common name Derpy, will forever endure the passages of the time....