Recent reviews by Derp Boy

It's Risk Of Rain. Again. You Cant Go Wrong

Ever sit down, decide to play a run for 30 minutes. look at your clock and wonder where the last 3 hours went?
This game does that

In 2125,
I was on a mining colony
On mars
Just a quiet backwater facility
Among the stars

And then one day
I was minding my own business
I was mining my own ore
and there he was...

Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
In a truck flying off a ridge
Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Smashing through a bridge


And as he landed, out came his hammer
Smashed my boss right in the face

Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Planting charges left and right
Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
All he does is annihilate and fight

I didn't sign up for this
I just wanted to get away
Somewhere remote
Just a place where I can earn myself a day's pay
Without getting smote

But every time I think it's safe
And every time I think it's calm
I'm wrong

Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Hammer swinging, buildings falling down
Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Laying waste to this entire town

Now, all the rest are dead
Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has prevailed
Only I am left alive to tell the tale of...

Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Comes out of nowhere to destroy
Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Wanting carnage is all he can enjoy
Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
In a truck, flying off a ridge
Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Smashing through a bridge
Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
He's the
Space ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

Never Not Grappling Cows.