ArtificialDeath's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 9:05am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 12:12pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:47am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 5:46pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 12:05pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 4:00pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 10:40am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 8:51am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 10:36am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 8:47am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 4:45am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 10:36am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 4:39am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 5:04pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 10:55am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 4:08am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:50am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 2:01pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?