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Evan is a "special" or "unique" person. This is a very important piece of imformation because he is planning to destroy all life and humanity, by making all of his friends into him! He has locked me into his house, and will not stop this madness. It is only moments until he finds me and finishes me. This is very urgent news, so please, help me. The only way to survive the Evan apocolypse, is to destroy his 1 enery soul......Fluffalo's, and robot chickens that poop out double AA batteries. He MUST be stopped at all causes, so please join the fight against the Evan apocolypse. Also, 'Dunkin Donuts is having a special deal where you can get a coffee and donut combo. This is also very urgent news so please get me this combo. Yay. But seriously awesome deal. $6.50. Also, we're to enslave his fluffalo's becuase he has tainted them with his madness. Tthey are sick and need to be cared for in labour. Also, another thing, he wants Stardew Valley, so give him the money's, I still care for him.