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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:21pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:38pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:09am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:36am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:59pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:48am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:27pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:17am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:57pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:14pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:02pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:00pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:03pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:23pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:50am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:22am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:36am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:25pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:47pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:47pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:55am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:30pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:44pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:00pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:00pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:23pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:33pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:52pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:16am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:36pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:40am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:03pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:49pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:33am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:57am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:27am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:27pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:04am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:19am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:32am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:41pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:23am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:32am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:52pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:52am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:31pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:27pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:33pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:02pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:02pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:07am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:06pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:19pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:56am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:21pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:23pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:40am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:12pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:22am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:51am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:19am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:49pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:52pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:48am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:49am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:55am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:25pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:29pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:25am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:04am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:52pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:17am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:54am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:28am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:17am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:38pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:05pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:47pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:08pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:42pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:34am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:15am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:27pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:18pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:54pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:37pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:37pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:36pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:24pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:09pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:03pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:14pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:14pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:54pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:42pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:36am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:40pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:49pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:59pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:44pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:19pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:54am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:54am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:48am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:35pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:06pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:16pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:52pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:53pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:53pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:25pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:52pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:52pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:27am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:03pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:42pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:55am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:38pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:10pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:47pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:47pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:15pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:15pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:23pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:20am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:59pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:29am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:28am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:57pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:27pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:54am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:26pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:12pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:29pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 12:22pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:09pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:14pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:01pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:08pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:08pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:12pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:45pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:48am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:33am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:47am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:55am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:48pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:20pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:49pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:55am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:23am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:43am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:40pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:03pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:03pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:53pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:24am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:06pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:08pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:25am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:41am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:02am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:35pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:39pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:13am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:03pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:45pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:48am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:55am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:48pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:45pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:12pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:21am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:50pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:33pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:14pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:03pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:35pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:02pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:53pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:01pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:49pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:16pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:31am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:40pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:40pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:40pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:03pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:24am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:24am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:16am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:25am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:31pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:03am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:05am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:11pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:40pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:43am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:15pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:05pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:18am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:15pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:05pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:27pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:05pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:45pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:25am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:05pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:29am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:12pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:16am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:16am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:31pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:03am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:05am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:06pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:02am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:59am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:08am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:03am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:49am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:22pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:29pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:41am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:34am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:13pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:22pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:01pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:00pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:03pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:34am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:56am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:03pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:15pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:49pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:03pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:38am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:33am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:01pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:49pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:39am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:42am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:59am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:05am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:18pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:01pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:49pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:17pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:59am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:05am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:59am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:56pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:35pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:35pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:25pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:39pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:51am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:13pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:13pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:23pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:43am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:45pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:36am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:18pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:18pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:01pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:01pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:05pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:29pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:30pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:17pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:12pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:15pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:35pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:43pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:34am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:32pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:05pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:17pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:51pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:45pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:03pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:50pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:43am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:21am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:06pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:03pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:34am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:08pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:11pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:37am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:37am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:22am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:22pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:29pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:45am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:34am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:29am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:03am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:02pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:01pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:49am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:43pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:02pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:47pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:18pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:16pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:17pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:21am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:41am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:50am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 2:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:17pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:23pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:17pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:18pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:01pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:01pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:05pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:52am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:33am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:33am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:57am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:30am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:18pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 11:28pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:08am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 6:05pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:01pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:01pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:28pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:30pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:17pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:37pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:40am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:36am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:37am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:48pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:57am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:30am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 9:04am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:24pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:35pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:03pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:56am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:11pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:07pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:49am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:04am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:11am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:12pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:09am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:44pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:33am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:34am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:07pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:05am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:23am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:20am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:10pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:44am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:59pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:23pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:23pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 12:01am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:06am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:13pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:56pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:56pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:11pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:40am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:48pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:10am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:12pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:09am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:44pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:23pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 6:05pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:00pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:17pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:17pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:52am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:37am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:57am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:57am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:36am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:18pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:10am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 9:04am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 12:03pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:48am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:18am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:59pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 6:04pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:26am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:43am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:49pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:54am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 9:16am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:47am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:04pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:02pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:05pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:25am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:54pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:16pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:40am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:36am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:18pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:54pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:49am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:44pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:46am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:39am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:40am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:40am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:50am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:37am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:57am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:57am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:10am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:11am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:12pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 11:28pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked