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Recent reviews by John Helldiver

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1 person found this review helpful
79.6 hrs on record (36.6 hrs at review time)
I've been having a lot of fun with the game but the server problems are terrible and make me not want to play. I constantly get disconnected mid game or fail to find servers while matchmaking. I've probably disconnected 25-30 times in my total playtime.
Posted 15 September, 2024.
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0.9 hrs on record
It was the first game I ever downloaded on Steam. I played it for 53 minutes, got bored, and haven't touched it since 2016. I am now keeping it as a time capsule.
Posted 11 September, 2024.
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8.6 hrs on record
Played in vr and had a lot of fun. The controls are a little weird but I managed. We played these really stupid games and we ended up making up our own rules and adding onto it and had a lot of fun. Even just sitting and doing a puzzle with my friend was nice.
Posted 8 July, 2024.
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0.4 hrs on record
Shatter the glass dish on my ceiling fan :/
Posted 21 June, 2024.
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63.5 hrs on record
After playing Bonelabs campaign and then replaying this games levels, it's insane how much more full these levels are. Bonelabs levels are so short in comparison to this game it's ridiculous.
Posted 10 May, 2024.
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2.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Probably one of the coolest VR games I've ever played. If it wasn't for the fact that my play space is too small I would of actually forgot I was playing a game. It's insane how immersed you get once you get into it. I thought the movement mechanics were gonna turn me off but after like 5 minutes it felt so natural. The art is really good and beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of robots is even more fun because of the soundtrack that plays during the fight hypes you up. I sweat like a pig after an hour. I can't wait to play more once I'm not about to die of exhaustion .
Posted 11 April, 2024. Last edited 11 April, 2024.
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1.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's super fun and gets really hectic with more 1 knight but the price is too much. $25 for a game with basically no player base is really steep. Also I punched my monitor and it fell over.
Posted 13 March, 2024. Last edited 13 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
70.8 hrs on record (61.4 hrs at review time)
The games been out for nearly a year at this point and we're still missing 95% of the content from CSGO. I play occasionally for like 30 mins and get bored after that. I don't know how people play every single day. There are literally like 10 maps.
Posted 25 October, 2023. Last edited 3 August, 2024.
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78.5 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
I wish I had the penis of my character in real life :(
Posted 19 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
26.2 hrs on record
STOP ADDING ACHIEVEMENTS! I'VE LITERALLY 100% THE GAME LIKE 5 TIMES
Posted 29 December, 2022.
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