Neue Rezensionen von DemoN K!ng

First of all, when I started playing this game I expected it to be some crappy sh*t about a potato misunderstood for a criminal. Things went from stupid to serious very quickly, I crapped my pants every time that Potato *sshole jumpscared me. Everything begins in a very strange manner: you start in a dark room, you explore a hallway, encounter the Potato Man once, suddenly get jumpscared by him and then you're thrown in a cutscene about a Bounty Hunter (father of the year) and his Robot Son (???????), and well... that still doesn't explain the beginning of the game until you get jumpscared like 5 more times and complete some minigames.
The ending is f*cking strange. You get to fight the potato man that KO's you out in an instant, learn that he was a robot made by an evil nose to study humans and did perfectly ,,fit in'' with the human looks. The Nose then wants to control your son that deep-fries himself in oil so he doesn't get controlled and for the sake of the planet. I still loved the whole game, also I think the creator smoked marijuana during the whole game development, I hope he won't read this.
10/10 would love more potatoes.

Scarier than Scooby-Doo

Do you believe in... SIN? Can you even comprehend such a thing? Mystics Of Trash And Violence...

LISA reminds me of how hard and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ painful life is sometimes. The game is firstly about what would happen if all human women would die and secondly about the journey of a miserable man trying to rescue a girl he wants to call his daughter, searching for her on an endless wasteland dominated by evil people and a destructive drug. On his journey, he encounters several people he once called friends that now want him to suffer and pay for his ,,sins'' or mistakes both psychologically and physically. Of course, I didn't say that this man doesn't deserve what happens to him.
What can I say about some characters I love from the LISA series?

Brad Edwin Armstrong: (The man we talked about above and the hero'' of the game.) Pitiful and haunted by his broken past, the abuse from his father Marty Armstrong, and the suicide of his sister, Lisa (also the worst person in the series). A Sinful man looking for redemption who tries to fix his past by taking care of a girl he finds out of nowhere. On his journey he sacrifices blood and sweat by murdering people, even the people he encounters that try to help him rescue his ,,daughter'' from men he doesn't trust.

Buddy: (The girl we talked about above) Most likely the only woman left alive in the series. A girl with a mysterious past, as a baby she was adopted and grown up by Brad to wipe his past out. She servers a major and important role in the series being the only woman left alive. She becomes strong in the final chapter of the series and does everything she can to create a peaceful life. Judges Brad at first but understands him before he dies trying to take her back. She is the key to all endings since almost everyone wants to get her.

Dr. Yado: The death cause of almost all humanity, a man of Science with a wicked mind who tries to build a world full of mutants using the hugely addictive drug called Joy. The original father of Buddy who uses her in his plans of ,,purging'' the world.

Alex Churchland: He's the main character of LISA: The Pointless (A LISA fangame) and mostly my favorite character from this, series''. Alex is a kind, generous person that dislikes violence. He tends to avoid fights when he can (which unfortunately he barely can). He used to practice martial arts, like Brad, specifically "Gung-Fu" (A play on Kung-Fu and fights using a custom style called Velvet-fu). Alex was forced to become a Garbage Man and then became actual garbage. In the first chapter of the game, he is looking for a better place to live.

10/10.

ＳＷＡＧ YOLO

Masterful! Even after all these years, Skyrim is still full of mysteries and loot, beautiful graphics combined with effects, an (almost) endless open-world. Skyrim truly deserves to be bought and played, mods can make it even more fun. 10/10.

best with your friends

Better than Solitaire

Play it if you want to die slowly.

Amen!

Dig, Build, Fight, Explore. Worth an award, mods make it even better. Only became more beautiful over the years.