I have traversed every plain of land in the known world. I have sailed from every corner of the world and traded with every civilization. I have grazed the parry lands with the gazelles and deers from the the north pole to the south.

I have done all this in the named to acquire power to kill Drunk Uncle Larry. I took care of the the evil fiend and have claimed his title as the one and only Uncle. I am Travon the Last Uncle.