Recent reviews by DeceasedBrain (trueidiot_YT)

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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The Review:
This game is Wario Land 4, Sonic, and Mario combined you play as Peppino a struggling chef threatened with destruction of his Pizzeria by a flying pizza by and you go through the pizza tower to stop the pizza's plan. The game seems to have a now thriving modding community too. I will recommend this if you have ADHD like I do as this is a fast paced experience so what the hell are you waiting for play it now.


The AI Improved Review (this is a gag Im doing for now on where I ironically make a AI Improve my text): Here's an attempt at making your Pizza Tower Steam review longer, funnier, and more useful:
-YouChat "Pizza Tower is the unholy love child of Wario, Sonic, and Mario, all rolled up into a delicious pizza packed with flavor and topped with a heaping helping of awesomeness. You play as Peppino Spaghetti, a struggling chef who's determined to save his pizzeria from the evil clutches of a flying pizza that's hellbent on destruction. Can you make it to the top of the towering pizza structure and put an end to its crispy reign of terror? Only time and a few slices of pizza will tell.

What sets Pizza Tower apart from other platformers is its incredible sense of speed and energy. It's like a shot of adrenaline right to your fingertips - one minute you're jumping over molten cheese pits, the next you're racing up a pepperoni staircase at breakneck speed. And with a thriving modding community behind it, Pizza Tower is constantly evolving and growing, with new levels, characters, and challenges being added all the time.

As someone who struggles with ADHD, I can tell you that Pizza Tower is the perfect game for people who need an extra kick of excitement to keep their focus on point. It's fast, it's frantic, and it's endlessly entertaining. So don't waste another second - grab a slice of pizza, fire up Pizza Tower, and get ready to experience one of the most unique and addicting platformers out there. Trust me, your taste buds (and your brain) will thank you."
-Perplexity AI "Pizza Tower is a fantastic 2D platformer that combines elements from Wario Land 4, Sonic, and Mario. You play as Peppino, a struggling chef who must save his pizzeria from destruction by a flying pizza. The game is fast-paced and emphasizes movement, exploration, and score attack[1][2]. The game has a thriving modding community, which adds to its replayability. The game is perfect for those with ADHD, as it provides a quick and exciting experience. Pizza Tower has received overwhelmingly positive reviews on Steam, and for good reason. The game has precise platforming, expressive hand-drawn animation, heaps of game-changing power-ups, multiple playable characters, an all-bangers soundtrack, multi-stage boss battles, and even a sports level[3][4]. In short, Pizza Tower is a must-play game that will keep you entertained for hours."

This game is a good game ruined by a corruption city
Im gonna put my year long experience with this game in steps
Step 0: You never played a single WWE2K Game the only one you played was the WWE2K18 On the switch so not a good first impression.
Step 0.5: buy the game
Step 1. Spend your blood and tears creating a custom universe mode
Step 2. Download Community Creations for the universe mode
Step 3. Play it for a little while
Step 4. Universe Mode saves gets corrupted
Step 5. Ignore and make a new universe mode save
Step 6. its gets corrupted as soon as you created
Step 7. Get angry
Step 8. Look in discussions for a fix
Step 9. Cant find any answers that work
Step 10. Search Google
Step 11. It tells you to delete your save
Step 12. Save your arena and custom self insert superstar and his moveset before deleting the save
Step 13. Delete the save
Step 14. Play MyRise
Step 15. Its very good and you didnt except it being this good as you heard the bad things about
Step 16. Make a custom universe mode again
Step 17. Quit playing the game for 1 year
Step 18. Play a again in present day that this review was made.
Step 19. Play the universe mode
Step 20. It gets corrupted again
Step 21. Repeat of Step 8 And 9
Step 22. Leave A Review expressing my anger
Step 23. Try to refund the game but then realize you have spent to much creating the custom universe.
Final Step. Play Wrestling Empire By MDickie

Steps I dont have in the steps
Learn How to stop the slowing down issue
have problems with online
Complain in the discord and youtube on how you think mods ruined your universe mode save and be called a idiot by people who are so loyal to 2k they will probably jump in front of the bullet to save
Get called a Hypocrite for buying the game even though you have to buy the game to even have a opinion on it
Get called a HypoCrite for playing the game only
Try to explain you have only played WWE2k18 on the switch and You brought the WWE2k22 game and you are not spending more money
They ignore you
Do research and realize WWE2K20 was also a bad game and this game is worser then it
See that WWE2K23 is coming out
Be worried it will have the same mistakes WWE2K22 have but still want to get the game anyway


Game Rating total:
4/10: Rusty Rotten Gold

it is a good game to torture people

funny and great

VERY GUD GAME VERY LIKE