Accelerate to CRAB
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I'm just the crab, playing the crab, disguised as another crab
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Naserve 19 Jun, 2013 @ 10:12pm 
Damn, that's a cold ass honkey!
James 17 Aug, 2012 @ 2:37pm 
It's great when you have a couple of days left before a game comes out, and your xbox gets red ring.
Elysia 27 Aug, 2011 @ 1:30pm 
Thanks for letting me unload my ragesperm into you
m0useCat 16 Aug, 2011 @ 1:35pm 
Invite me to BHC, derp.
Elysia 17 Jul, 2011 @ 1:13pm 
Yer gonna be a great mood all day cuz yer gonna be slappin' away all yer troublez with the Slappa Choppa.
Now look, git.
Here's a pretty Eldar.
*chop*
One chop an' yer got big chunks fer roasting an'...
*chop*
Two chops an' yer can use dem tiny bits fer Fungus Stew.

Now look at diz!
If ye add a spikey boy, ye can just keep on choppin' without havin' ta switch choppas!!

Now!
Ya love fightin'.
Ya hate waitin'.
Ya know ya hate waitin', dat's why ye wear that Stormpakk on yer back!
Watch it!
One slap.
*chop*
FIGHTY.

Yer gonna love my cuts...
Elysia 1 Jan, 2011 @ 2:14pm 
I have a nun that can punch out your Cthulu.