Tried to sleep with me and he’s married smh watch out guys

This individual, that goes by the name [REDACTED], is responsible for the following crimes:
Murder
Grand theft
Graffitiing the elderly
Swallowing gum
Criminal entry of a motor vehicle
Simple assault
Aggravated assault
Criminal negligence
Tax fraud
Allowing his donkey to sleep in a bath tub
And too numerous to count unpaid parking tickets and traffic infractions

This individual should be avoided at all costs. If you come in contact with individual, wash your hands immediately and contact your local law enforcement agency.

watdekrist

you must destroy the hotdog

its the hotdog

HURRRRNG