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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   Leyland, Lancashire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
"I think that flowers are something inherently disgusting" ~ Slavoj Žižek
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Pri 1 dec 2013 om 8:18 
f u were to die tomorrow i wudent go to the cavern of the incarnate bcauze id be in the ministry of truth for killin the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of killed you
we tru NEREVARINES

we ride together
we die toegether

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Yung Jefe 12 nov 2013 om 10:19 
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give dave
Yung Jefe 12 nov 2013 om 3:33 
dave I miss u :heart:
Yung Jefe 10 nov 2013 om 21:44 
r u ded
Pri 5 nov 2013 om 16:14 
I have been a professional egg nog drinker for 60 years, and have never made a recipe quite this bad! My friends, an eclectic mix of egg nog critics, connasoors, and enthusiasts, walked into the room and promptly exclaimed "Greg, is that egg nog, or did the cat vomit into a mixing bowl? I would have rather bought STORE BRAND egg nog. Not that I ever would, though." They then made me run naked laps around my house, and threw egg nog at me the whole time. Truly my lowest moment. I will probably never have the courage to attempt another egg nog. OH well, I guess I'll have to listen to Cathy brag about how good her egg nog is this year, the dummy!