NGL, me and Sludge Life 2 nearly came to blows when, right outta the gate, Dog Lover was set to "No". But y'know what, we got past that, and now we're sludgy as ever.

What is this game? Bro, I WISH I KNEW. It's a first person exploration game, it's a convo collection, it's a rap manager simulator, it's a spraypaint extravaganza... but summarising the experience of Sludge Life is like trying to ask Big Mud to not drop bars. Ain't happenin'.

Did you like the first? You'll like this. Did you hate the first? You won't like this. It's weird, it's funny, it's obscure, there's plenty to do, and at this price, complaining makes you one of those weirdos that doesn't dust their apartment enough.

First 5 mins of the game, I solved an immediate and pretty funny puzzle, found a dude poopin', tripped balls for a solid 20s, and took a pic of a dog. I want nothing more from any game.