Ill have to admit it here, im 18 hours into this game and it is phenomenal. The pure enjoyment I get from choosing the correct choices gives me life. After 23 years of trying to speak with women, I can rightfully say this game has boosted my ego and skyrocketed my confidence beyond repair. I feel unstoppable now. I'm hoping with a few more hours of gametime, I will be able to perfect my conversational skills with goth women and continue on with my journey. Big Tiddy Goth GF Simulator is hands down one of the best games to be released this year (2020). Hopefully in the future I will be able to transfer all my time spent with Madeline into a real life situation. Goth Mommies please hit me up...

This is my 100% accurate, no bullsheet, non-biased, objective peer-reviewed gaming analysis on the critically acclaimed Indie powerhouse game called Phasmophobia. Written by the 5 foot 4 inches tall video gaming prodigy Darla The Giraffe.

In the year 2020, Darla The Giraffe sets out to discover a new genre of gaming in order to eliminate their fear of the dark and explore the unknown. Many Horror game enthusiast subject themselves to this type of experience to feel pleasure and excitement when something provokes them... This is not the case for Darla. See, Darla here is extremely terrified of ghost and will do anything in their power to avoid coming into contact with one. In Phasmophobia there are multiple different play-styles. An investigator can enter the house crawling with demons and wretches in an attempt to distinguish which kind of evil phantasm is present. On the other hand, another completely viable way, which is not frowned upon by any means, of playing the game is to simply sit inside the truck monitoring activity and sanity levels of your courageous ghost hunting colleagues. Many ghost hunters actually look up to this type of person and thinks of them as a leader. Darla takes on this responsibility nearly every game in order to maintain control over the situation and provide information to their teammates. Not because they are scared of ghost...

Phasmophobia is a game based off true skill, it really test the gamers at hand here. There are difficulties ranging from amateur and insanity. The former having a grace period for 5 minutes and given three different types of evidence in order to pinpoint exactly what ghost is within the house while having multiple hiding spots. Insanity is the opposite, minimal hiding and only one evidence is given meaning you have to use behaviors and strict game mechanics such as ghost speed and aggressiveness. For the players who want to test their limits, you can do custom games that allow investigators to make the game extremely difficult, limiting yourself to a select range of items and even having zero evidence. Considering Darla is a 5'4 video game giant, Darla can discover which ghost it is merely from the truck... sometimes.

Phasmophobia is objectivity hands down the greatest game of all time. The community in this game can be described as "special", the player base at large mainly plays Multiplayer, there is no telling which type of degenerate you might run into here. From cultist to hardcore ghost hunting role-players. The spectrum is very wide, however the majority of the player base roleplay as "regular human" with the occasional meme soundboard coming through their $24 dollar mic. Every social aspect is perfect in its own way. From time and time again, the usual 4 player pro ghost hunting squad will ultimately turn into a VRchat world talking about lifes greatest issues all night long. Darla takes this as an opportunity to meet new friends and potential E-girl friends (please hmu im lonely) rather than actually playing the game to hunt ghost, not because I'm scared of them...

The gameplay and atmosphere is another highlight of this beautiful game. It look's like this game was created as a highschool project in 2011 but don't be fooled. The coding and ghost AI has evolved throughout many many many updates and actually made the game good! yay us. The ghost can always hear the player while they speak in voice chat and responds accordingly depending on the ghost. My favorite example is that the game recognizes certain phrases such as profanity to aggravate the demon child that lurks in the house. Thankfully, the ghost can not hear you yelling for your life in peril from inside the truck. No I am not scared to go into the house, I am just extremely infatuated with watching my allies through the video cameras.

- Overall good game, No downsides. Still not scared btw