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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 8:15am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 6:21am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 3:39pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 11:39am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:00pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 6:48am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 9:38pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00pm



Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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