If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting ♥♥♥♥ swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.