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Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a
fresh one for a quarter of the price?
Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,
Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober.
-- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2
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Hello am 35 year od men childen from esbekistanania an da mosts importent thingz 2 me wuld b 2 see a buttiful ♥♥♥ of ur bobs and vagene. plase lit me c. I pay u in da bests rupees.

I bought two PlayStation 4's and glued them together so now it's a PlayStation 8. I did a similar thing with the Xbox One, putting two together and this obviously made an XBox Two.

The PlayStation 8 is better because it is a higher number, plus, now I have cello taped my old N64 to it, I can play Zelda Ocarina of Time on it.

Can't wait to buy a new PS4 and glue that to the bottom of my stack to make the new PlayStation 12.

Anyone who hasn't done this is just a noob casual. Come back to me when you've completed Lego Jurassic Park...#HardestGameEver

-rep

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